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Junk Miles: The ‘Talk-About-Running’ Nike Watch

A comedy website pokes fun at runners who constantly talk about running.

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This isn’t your average running watch. 

The real Nike+ sportwatch has several functions besides just timing your runs, including a GPS, heart rate monitor, calorie burner, and interval/lap marker. But what if it could keep track of how much you talk about running in day to day life?

Check out comedy site Jest.com’s original video about a fictional Nike+ sportwatch that pokes some fun at runners who can’t shut up about running. Admit it, we’re all guilty of mentioning running to our friends, family, coworkers, the Starbucks barista, cute stranger at a bar, etc. And who can blame us? We’re stoked about running! #SorryNotSorry